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Robert Ford is a Creep
Robert Ford:I can't believe I woke up this morning wondering if my Daddy would loan me his overcoat, and here it is just past midnight and I've already robbed a railroad train and I'm sitting in a rocking chair chatting with none other than Jesse James.Jesse James:Yeah, it's a wonderful world.Robert Ford:[reaches into his pocket and removes a newspaper clipping]Robert Ford:Oh, what's this? I was real agitated this morning, wondering if I'd be able to tell you and Frank apart. So I had the clipping that described you both. You want me to read it?Jesse James:Go on.Robert Ford:Well, I gotta find... here. 'Jesse James, the youngest, has a face as smooth and innocent as a schoolgirl. The blue eyes, very clear and penetrating, are never at rest. His form is tall and graceful and capable of great endurance and great effort. Jesse is lighthearted, reckless, and devil-may-care. There is always a smile on his lips-'Jesse James:All right, all right.Robert Ford:Well, yeah. Then it's 'Frank, Frank, Frank... '.Robert Ford:You know what I've got right next to my bed? The Train Robbers, or a story of the James Boys, by R.W. Stevens. Many's the night I've stayed up with my mouth opens and my eyes open, reading about your escapades in the Wide Awake Library.Jesse James:They're all lies, you know.Robert Ford:'Course they are. -
30 Rock: Rosemary's Baby
Jack:So what are you gonna do with your money? Put it into a 401(k)?Liz:Yeah, I gotta get one of those.Jack:What?! Where do you invest your money, Lemon?Liz:I've got like twelve grand in checking.Jack:Are you an immigrant?Posted on April 4, 2009 via Other News with 37 notes
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